Friday, January 20, 2006

Some great advice for 2006

Extract from an email
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Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.

Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.

Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken steroids by running a bit slower.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, would you look at all these posts since I last checked? Keep them coming -- I'll let you know if I find any jadedness amongst my genki in Angola...

Dave_a_teacher said...

Good to hear that the site is entertaining!